I should probably warn you against trying to get this to the front page. If that happens, Earth's gravity will fail and we all die in a fiery blast as the inner core explodes. Please think of the children and post another Amber Heard is bad meme instead. Thank you.
I saw a guy that kinda looked like him at a Tony Hawk signing event. Its a shame that Tony never showed up.
BREAKING NEWS: Mexico has renamed the "United States of America" to "Farttown"
Wait. Her right or his right?
Well shit...
I think Formaldehyde would make a great name for a pet
"Khaaaaaaaaan!!!" - Chinese Emperor Wanyan Yongji, after losing to the Mongol horde at the Battle of Yehuling (1211 AD).
a year before I was born
How does he not fall over?!?!?
its called forced perspective.
That looks like a rock to me
Thank you for providing context for the "headlines & comments section" crowd.
thank you. I heard that in his voice.
Does the Church of FSM ban images of the prophet like Islam does, or do they ignore that rule like the Christians do?
Rumors. Only rumors.
quality post my good sir.
I remember when the toys were out but the cartoon hadn't happened yet. When I first heard Skeletor's voice I was pissed.
no point did I consider using him for this purpose. Missed opportunity. /2
I had a friend who had a seizure while driving on the highway. I was able to pull the car over and move him to the passenger seat. At /1
I bet they tricked him into talking by telling him how clever his plan was.
I've found a lobotomy typically solves problems like these.
Its just click-bait. This one happened to be successful because now I want to know more about Uranus.
if the dna test comes back to me just know I was framed!
Allowing a trans person to have rights is exactly the same as forcing a rape victim to have the baby. Got it.
I've never tried either so I am more than qualified to say the best appendages to use are your nipples.
They would never use a gun to make ketchup. The bullets are not cost effective. A drill to the forehead should be sufficient.
*spoiler alert*
I'm a bigger fan of hither and yon. But that's just personal taste.