MaxPower0404

8135 pts · November 3, 2014


something about yourself

Why in the world did he just stand in the lobby after outrunning the demodogs? “Ah the door’s locked, I’m safe.” They’re demons - run!!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Just keep on walking

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We’re basically as far removed from That 70s Show as it was from the actual 70s.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cool! Giraffes and people are pretty much the same. Right guys?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m sure The Onion reported on this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kid, I’m telling ya, do not take the cheese

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Alaska has a version of universal basic income? COMMIES!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re from Toronto? Do you know Steve?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Texas is the Alberta of America

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I only have two questions: how much? And give it to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he give this speech at the Film Actors Guild?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

B.J. Stands for ‘Blow Job.’ There I said it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1 girl was 16yrs old and had sex with 69 guys 3 times. Afterwards, she was Loose. 11669X3 ...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You wagered Texas ... with a dollar sign

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Patty & Selma ... I dunno, am I missing something?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw “fuck you, give me a dollar” in San Francisco once.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet he’s all dressed in pink. Except his gator shoes - those are green.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No need for them to remain unfulfilled ...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m not crying you’re crying

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Excellent documentary. Not the ending I expected.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One more year and that pussy’s legal!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shoulda been: Where’s your office? Don’t have one. How come? Don’t need one. Where’s your wife? Don’t have one. How come? Don’t need one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WAY better

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Any PETA Imgurians out there want to weigh in on this?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

It looks like a glitch that’d have me throwing my controller at the tv

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s the one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking rights! Especially own a rocking stereo system.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A friend with weed is better

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0