MaxDangerFox

379 pts ยท August 23, 2014


what are snorkels doing on the bottom of the sea, and why does this help against sharks

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is "way more" imperial or metric?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This post inspired me to stop riding my bike and walk. I am still not wearing a helmet cos they look stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

sounds like something the manufacturer would say to reduce liability

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

best advice is to stop talking

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Now shake it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if you exercise without proper diet, youre gonna have a bad time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tldr; Wanna appear smart? Shut the fuck up!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

probably for the best.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like hipsters are always prepared for time travel to the 1930s.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good for you! embrace yoself. People that are ashamed of hoeing are self-righteous assholes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ride was only 30 seconds so lame. Dude you were on it for 2 minutes.

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+1 for moonraker

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's wasn't as sad as you made it out to be

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is okay to be hot, but to only attribute hotness to someone in spite of more cerebral traits can be insulting.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You believe that having a sex tape and having class are mutually exclusive, which is why moxy says you put the pussy on a pedestal.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Stop being poor. Fuckin poor people piss me off.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You could save 800,000 calories a yer by not eating. What is your point?

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kevinismus

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The template was the funniest one. Also the most profound.

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plot twist: mayb the priest deserved it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am content eating macaroni and cheese every day

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you dont like it, downvote. It is how democracy works.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

They are both stupid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still a drink for rich women on diets

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I literally just did this with my girlfriend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is it on a streaming service?

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NSB duh

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