Who says I can't be trusted? Imgur. That's who. Comedian in Cleveland getting coughy. Thats a sick joke. @matthewscott_comedy IG @matthewscottlol TW To the league of legends player who wanted that name: my bad.
Who says I can't be trusted? Imgur. That's who. Comedian in Cleveland getting coughy. Thats a sick joke. @matthewscott_comedy IG @matthewscottlol TW To the league of legends player who wanted that name: my bad.
No skeleton watches??? Love mine
Ooh yeeahhh
Nick young 3 pointer. Gif
They Durk DU derrrrr!
My back is permanently bruised from this
I don't disagree
Happy Asian and Islander Pacific heritage month!
Can't believe Pete Davidson attacked a woman on a bike path.
Amortize is a great word
Same. And my beard cheek hairs grow up to about a cm from my eyes. Scottish Irish-American here.
Cue kid.
What did Mike say when he walked into a strip club after hours? "Hey, why you guyth clothed?"
My dad used to tell me about this shit, and 3-2/4-2 beer or whatever, etc. Love my boomer.
Hand this man a toaster and watch him go.
There are 500 dimples on a golf ball. My gf has 3 nipples, but i'd rather have 500. Which is the inverse property I reason that I love golf.
Unmute to hear Yoko Ono
Spoonerisms!
Lakewood Ohio is only about 20 mins from me!
I'm in commercial collections and it is NOT, I repeat; NOT fun.
Gym-cata
I love turns of phrase!
I'd rather cancel my bunion and they can keep the trial
Are you planning on listening to my podcasts?
Nope.
I always used to JOKE***: See that spot? That's the color of my skin, the rest of me is a birthmark!
2 letters short of glass
Seatbelts apparently only save badasses. I'm a lost cause.
Hey, we all know love is love, but sex is also... sex?
That's a shit disease, I'm sorry. Drive your happy ass until you're good and ready to accept that you can't anymore. Best luck testing!