1744 pts ยท May 7, 2013
If you don't read XKCD, check it out. It's pretty nerdy and science focused jokes, but they usually have a punch line like that.
Here's what one looks like: https://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/alt1/518/518138.jpg
I actually think this movie is pretty underrated.
There's no lithium in methamphetamine. Try again.
Scroll down, look for your thoughts in the top comment, upvote. This is pretty much what I do all day now.
yes.
Think of all the autism you could cause with one vial of that shit.
This looks really good.
That is either the funniest joke I've ever heard, or the most delusional thing I've ever seen.
Wait wait. Two weeks? You're shitting me, right? She expected you to father another man's child because you knew her for two weeks?
Can we get a gofundme page going to buy OP some more pixels?
Tell Dante that I love him.
Coincidentally both her and Anna Chlumsky were on that show.
I thought I recognized her! Her random disappearance from White Collar still bothers me because she was such a good character.
I used to work in a call center. The telemarketer one is bullshit.
You really got the brunt of that joke.
Offering to deliver the couch? I guarantee you that this guy is Jesus in a scooby doo mask.
This is my combat strategy.
Sort of looks like a FAX from Eve.
Tbf, she's insanely hot and she's shown that she's willing to do a lot of taboo work which is great for fetish enthusiasts in general.
shit I meant pianist = penis
I think it's really pronounced "day bew see" kind of like Gary Busey, and that ruins the joke if you don't have the audio.
debussy = the pussy, pianist = pianist, bach = back. He's talking about pulling out of a young pussy.
They're little fucking assholes is why. Raccoons are the same. Most raccoons are not the cute curious types you think they are. All jerks.
I live in the US.
Where i live, this is standard. Black/brown is diesel and it's at a completely separate pump. Green is just 10% ethanol or similar.
Ununleaded gas.
Where I live yellow is e85, but diesel is usually in a black or brown pump. Green is just one of the normal gas options. I live in the US.
100% this. That's what they're talking about at the end.
Specifically, the girl he bodied was 100% at fault. She walked right into the bike lane and into him.
If you don't read XKCD, check it out. It's pretty nerdy and science focused jokes, but they usually have a punch line like that.
Here's what one looks like: https://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/alt1/518/518138.jpg
I actually think this movie is pretty underrated.
There's no lithium in methamphetamine. Try again.
Scroll down, look for your thoughts in the top comment, upvote. This is pretty much what I do all day now.
yes.
Think of all the autism you could cause with one vial of that shit.
This looks really good.
That is either the funniest joke I've ever heard, or the most delusional thing I've ever seen.
Wait wait. Two weeks? You're shitting me, right? She expected you to father another man's child because you knew her for two weeks?
Can we get a gofundme page going to buy OP some more pixels?
Tell Dante that I love him.
Coincidentally both her and Anna Chlumsky were on that show.
I thought I recognized her! Her random disappearance from White Collar still bothers me because she was such a good character.
I used to work in a call center. The telemarketer one is bullshit.
You really got the brunt of that joke.
Offering to deliver the couch? I guarantee you that this guy is Jesus in a scooby doo mask.
This is my combat strategy.
Sort of looks like a FAX from Eve.
Tbf, she's insanely hot and she's shown that she's willing to do a lot of taboo work which is great for fetish enthusiasts in general.
shit I meant pianist = penis
I think it's really pronounced "day bew see" kind of like Gary Busey, and that ruins the joke if you don't have the audio.
debussy = the pussy, pianist = pianist, bach = back. He's talking about pulling out of a young pussy.
They're little fucking assholes is why. Raccoons are the same. Most raccoons are not the cute curious types you think they are. All jerks.
I live in the US.
Where i live, this is standard. Black/brown is diesel and it's at a completely separate pump. Green is just 10% ethanol or similar.
Ununleaded gas.
Where I live yellow is e85, but diesel is usually in a black or brown pump. Green is just one of the normal gas options. I live in the US.
100% this. That's what they're talking about at the end.
Specifically, the girl he bodied was 100% at fault. She walked right into the bike lane and into him.