MatthewBerg

1744 pts ยท May 7, 2013


If you don't read XKCD, check it out. It's pretty nerdy and science focused jokes, but they usually have a punch line like that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually think this movie is pretty underrated.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There's no lithium in methamphetamine. Try again.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scroll down, look for your thoughts in the top comment, upvote. This is pretty much what I do all day now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think of all the autism you could cause with one vial of that shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This looks really good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is either the funniest joke I've ever heard, or the most delusional thing I've ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait wait. Two weeks? You're shitting me, right? She expected you to father another man's child because you knew her for two weeks?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can we get a gofundme page going to buy OP some more pixels?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell Dante that I love him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coincidentally both her and Anna Chlumsky were on that show.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought I recognized her! Her random disappearance from White Collar still bothers me because she was such a good character.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to work in a call center. The telemarketer one is bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really got the brunt of that joke.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Offering to deliver the couch? I guarantee you that this guy is Jesus in a scooby doo mask.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is my combat strategy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sort of looks like a FAX from Eve.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tbf, she's insanely hot and she's shown that she's willing to do a lot of taboo work which is great for fetish enthusiasts in general.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

shit I meant pianist = penis

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's really pronounced "day bew see" kind of like Gary Busey, and that ruins the joke if you don't have the audio.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

debussy = the pussy, pianist = pianist, bach = back. He's talking about pulling out of a young pussy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're little fucking assholes is why. Raccoons are the same. Most raccoons are not the cute curious types you think they are. All jerks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in the US.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where i live, this is standard. Black/brown is diesel and it's at a completely separate pump. Green is just 10% ethanol or similar.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ununleaded gas.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where I live yellow is e85, but diesel is usually in a black or brown pump. Green is just one of the normal gas options. I live in the US.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100% this. That's what they're talking about at the end.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Specifically, the girl he bodied was 100% at fault. She walked right into the bike lane and into him.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0