Matteocray

142777 pts · January 6, 2016


If you screenshot this and make it to front page. I will downvote it and boo you. no one likes getting booed, so don’t even try. Instagram- mateocray

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I have executed order 66

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Lmao that happened once. Put it on too long. My moms a nurse.. she knew exactly what i did. She looks at me. “You should be dead”

6 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 1

Ofc They are. I said so in the description. When has an internet stranger ever lied?

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Haha yeah that got me too

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Ordering them in a way i thought best took longer than i care to admit haha

7 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 0

Glad i could help your day!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would you like some neck scratchies too?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If i get a second pet. Yes!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Come sit in between my legs

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk. I saw it while driving haha

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Very practical!

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Thats just you

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Oh no i meant it as to amplify the power

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aesthetics. Waving his hand like a priest probably wouldnt look as cool haha idk

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Doesnt the power gem amplify the power? sorry havent read the comics haha. If im wrong about it, how would you say the power gem contributed

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh nice. Havent read the comics. Someone was saying the power stone part was off?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oof. Ive never read the comics. I based this theory solely off the movies. This theory i had is actually canon in the comics??

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ill need to take another bath then

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didnt think about it until last night when i was taking a bath haha

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Its in there. Boosts the power of the other stones to have an impact throughout the universe

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Youe obviously a Turian or a Salarian

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why thank you haha

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Idk. He’s already got that big dick energy to him. Probably doesnt need to

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You need to talk to Uncle Ben immediately. WWUBD

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

I dont think theyre smart enough for that. But spooky stuff nonetheless!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im glad you’re thankful to still being able to eat beef. Stay away from lone star ticks or you wont be able to eat it anymore!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Im more interested in that tetris building in the background

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow it even has a log splitter

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I know of other military dudes that have spent $3k at a strip club in a single night.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3