MattBruce

947 pts ยท September 23, 2015


I won't lie... Sometimes I visit pornhub just to read the comments... After I beat off first, of course....

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because that's where you keep your drugs, porn, and Necronomicon.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We should be celebrating the 25th anniversary of a great, transcendent fucking album, not how it potentially makes one feel old.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, if we're swapping recipes... v

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Nic Cage in da house

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not him. There's no fire on his shirt.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Andre and Deathclaws... That's how we do

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep ur math outs my Saturday

10 years ago | Likes 304 Dislikes 7

I would, but I'm not really looking for a relationship...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nailed it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A briefcase for work

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dustin Pedroia... Go get em Coppers...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I watched to make sure I saw her lungs were inflating every now and again, yeah... Lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She was out cold. Totally expected her to move as I approached for the pic, but nothing...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

C'mon in Santa... I gots cookies and machete waiting fo your ass...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sack tits

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You Big Lots shoppin' muthafucka...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 509 Dislikes 6

Are those ashy feets? I don't got no love for the ashy toesies...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carpet squares?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's just rad yo. +10 Charisma

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Andre always gets an upvote

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dodge Raaaaaam!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Impulse buy of the Costco bear I see. Gotta plan that with a friend who owns a truck yo...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With his money, there's a 90% chance his internal organs were purchased from the deep web...

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Been there... Its an unexpected, and crappy situation. Akin to forgetting your wallet...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0