947 pts ยท September 23, 2015
I won't lie... Sometimes I visit pornhub just to read the comments... After I beat off first, of course....
Because that's where you keep your drugs, porn, and Necronomicon.
We should be celebrating the 25th anniversary of a great, transcendent fucking album, not how it potentially makes one feel old.
Well, if we're swapping recipes... v
Nic Cage in da house
That's not him. There's no fire on his shirt.
Andre and Deathclaws... That's how we do
Keep ur math outs my Saturday
I would, but I'm not really looking for a relationship...
Nailed it.
A briefcase for work
Dustin Pedroia... Go get em Coppers...
I watched to make sure I saw her lungs were inflating every now and again, yeah... Lol
She was out cold. Totally expected her to move as I approached for the pic, but nothing...
v
C'mon in Santa... I gots cookies and machete waiting fo your ass...
Sack tits
You Big Lots shoppin' muthafucka...
Are those ashy feets? I don't got no love for the ashy toesies...
Carpet squares?
That's just rad yo. +10 Charisma
Andre always gets an upvote
Dodge Raaaaaam!
Impulse buy of the Costco bear I see. Gotta plan that with a friend who owns a truck yo...
With his money, there's a 90% chance his internal organs were purchased from the deep web...
Been there... Its an unexpected, and crappy situation. Akin to forgetting your wallet...
I won't lie... Sometimes I visit pornhub just to read the comments... After I beat off first, of course....
Because that's where you keep your drugs, porn, and Necronomicon.
We should be celebrating the 25th anniversary of a great, transcendent fucking album, not how it potentially makes one feel old.
Well, if we're swapping recipes...
v
Nic Cage in da house
That's not him. There's no fire on his shirt.
Andre and Deathclaws... That's how we do
Keep ur math outs my Saturday
I would, but I'm not really looking for a relationship...
Nailed it.
A briefcase for work
Dustin Pedroia... Go get em Coppers...
I watched to make sure I saw her lungs were inflating every now and again, yeah... Lol
She was out cold. Totally expected her to move as I approached for the pic, but nothing...
C'mon in Santa... I gots cookies and machete waiting fo your ass...
Sack tits
You Big Lots shoppin' muthafucka...
Are those ashy feets? I don't got no love for the ashy toesies...
Carpet squares?
That's just rad yo. +10 Charisma
Andre always gets an upvote
Dodge Raaaaaam!
Impulse buy of the Costco bear I see. Gotta plan that with a friend who owns a truck yo...
With his money, there's a 90% chance his internal organs were purchased from the deep web...
Been there... Its an unexpected, and crappy situation. Akin to forgetting your wallet...