MatrixDM

146789 pts ยท November 2, 2013


I'm a chef. I cook things. Most things at least, I don't really like making puttanesca sauce, I'm not all that good at it. Even my writer friend makes it better than I do. It's not fair really, to be able to out cook me, a professional chef, while also dealing with the struggle of being a writer. It's much harder than you would think.

Walking into July 29th like...

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This is not the gif you are looking for, move along.

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Merry Christmas from Edmontons silver balls.

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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

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13 hours straight work in a kitchen, this was my undershirt, it seems displeased with me.

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So much Javert lately, let's not forget Smashing.

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Not that dark, just a little blue... and maybe black.

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Guess I'll join in the selfies this year, most recent of me wearing my early Christmas present... From myself.

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Trolling on tinder gone wrong.

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Happy (belated) 27th birthday to me. I slept until 3PM and stayed in all weekend, because I'm an adult.

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Northern Alberta right now.

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Gawwwwwww

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Happy Valentines day.

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Down 120 pounds but up 20 in thiiiiiiicc. Merry Christmas.

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It's 5AM, construction outside my house has been going on for 4 hours now, all I smell is tar... Enjoy my cock Imgur.

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MRW it's April fools and my best friend offers me some home made dessert...

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It's all backwards I hear.

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Storage set up contest.

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AKUUUUUUUUUU

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Someone busted my cities balls.

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I've been using computers for over 20 years, and this is the first time in my entire life that I have owned one 100%.

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Goodnight Imgur.

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Sony currently

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I cook for a living, seeing "Recipe?" as top comment for pizza, or a SANDWICH, this is how I imagine you people.

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Today's gonna be a ride alright

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No comment.

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MRW my sister says "See, men are disgusting and this is why I hate them, look at all these guys on tinder trying to have sex with me".

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The sound is beautiful to my ears.

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Rereading some QC and this made me extraordinarily happy.

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my roommate made dinner. I don't know how I feel about this.

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These steam sales are really gre- ... Wait what?

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I laughed, then I cried.

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How many things did my boss get done today?

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Christmas Selfie / I did a thing this year

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I know my goal for Movember this year...

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I don't like hot girl posts on Imgur, but I find this one quite gourdgeous.

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Today is my cake day! Here is a picture of my cat Kevin? Am I doing this right?

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MRW I try to work out after working for 11 hours straight on my feet.

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My ceiling boob has cancer, this is going to be one sad fap.

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Also I'm drunk now for reasons.

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I'm a monster.

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This guy scored higher than me, apparently I'm pretty ugly.

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Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.

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MRW I'm bored and nothing new comes up on most viral for Imgur for too long.

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I found the delivery location.

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So this just happened to me... I can't even fathom the chances of this happening.

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I'm pretty sure this is a riposte.

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Woke up today... This is the view outside my bedroom... I don't know how I feel about this.

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Grandpa said he had some new neighbour's move in... funny man.

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How I feel seeing all these Game of Thrones posts on the front page, when I have read the entire series so far.

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I've made it to glorious, and on comments alone! Here is a picture of my beautiful border collie.

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Today is my birthday. Here is the first image I favorited when I joined you glorious people... I think I chose well.

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I didn't even hesitate. At least she laughed.

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MRW the mouthwash bottle says "rinse for 30 seconds"

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Oh ignorance...

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Could be problematic, seeing how I only have a wireless phone.

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MRW I see the down vote fairies doing their dirty work.

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Nothing to cry about.

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