MatrixCreatrix

6973 pts · July 11, 2020


The GFE burger is more expensive because you get to snuggle with it under a heat lamp.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat was scared bipedal.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

might be able to spritz should it overheat and burst into flames.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

After the This Smells Like My Vagina Candle (£69 in the U.K.) sold so well, she marketed the This Smells Like My Orgasm Candle. That one >

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IIRC, the family urged their father to say "apricot" for a chance to steal the game. He gave his own answer and they were so pissed.?

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Because it's correct!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's a clever trap. But oh, how it tried.

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Did you see the smart one that noticed s/he was about to be trapped and was looking for a way back up ... right before s/he fell?

5 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

She thinks that if she sucks enough patriarchal cock she'll never lose the top part of her pinky finger.

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Not only does she spew it from her mouth but that dump was so big she had postpartum depression for three days afterward. Daft cunt.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1. Peta is notorious for running sexist ads.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Moron! It's pronounced, AUS-tri-a ... AUS-tri-a. You added too many symbables.

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Not as uncommon on a woman as you might think. Also, that was a joke. And a pretty funny one, I think. :)

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I've got a club. I'll be bonky, you be stabby. Let's go.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, you mean *her. This, as far as I know, is about a lesbian couple. I think a lot of folks are confused about this.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, seems I'm getting razzed in another part of the comments section for assuming this is a lesbian couple. Am I correct?

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Ha. You know, I thought of that. But @OP posted, "I’m shocked and I’m angry, but most of all I’m confused." That would explain it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This could be true for either party. Aiming for cogent, contemplative communication is not a bad thing.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

but, yes, sometimes people just no longer give a shit and that's difficult. IME, some women just can't come out with what they're feeling.>

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

that it was all "too much, too soon". @meepmorprobotnoises suggested she "ask her what happened". That isn't too much to ask of someone >

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Edit: *Not shocking to the objective, seasoned observer. Shocking to the person this happens to even if she entertains the possibility >

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hash this out with her; all the unanswered questions will drive you crazy which will hinder your healing process. She owes you that.

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She just met your parents ("this weekend") and broke up with you later in the new week? No explanation? This is shocking. You need to >

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? Hey there, Blimpy Boy ... flying through the sky so fancy-free ... ?

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The chisel effect contrasted with the blue lava drip is so striking. Gorgeous.

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Crazy, yes. A loose moose can finish your caboose.

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