Matattackasaur

1906 pts · April 1, 2015


If anyone did this my state would burn down :/

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

…Aaand turn and pout and eye-flare

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The epitome of the “Cop” mentality right here in a nutshell. Celebrating people who are ignorant and intolerant as “Brave”

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"well if youre not gonna eat it all im not gonna bother..." like your mum. Sorry this reply is like about 2 years late lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what do you use OP? i just caruba waxed my ride as he was a dirty, dirty boy and socal sun hurts his... erm... outside parts

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wish this was the new more literal covers Fleetwood Mac were going with for all their re-releases that have not happened yet!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Husband"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuq yeah thanks! :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what lovecraft documentaries?! Where?! - nice job BTW OP!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i thought it was a retelling - sorta - of little red riding hood and the man in black with the toothy grin was a wolf.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read his description with Alec Baldwin's voice in my head a la Wes Anderson films

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no it depends on the impact spot chosen by Our Lord for his Rapture AOE special.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

re-read Precise Dwarf Bravery in Ian McKellans voice and also as Jools Holland introducing new Josh Homme sideproject on "Later..."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://vimeo.com/74589899 and i keyboard doooneeese!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Julie" was Raptured along with the M, L and XL sizes of the other sweatpants. Ergo: Being Raptured is an AOE and draws aggro.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they got to "Vote", vote.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And his Son comes and trims our trees every other tuesday and just had another baby boy! Congrats!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Emma Thompson. Judi Dench. Dominic Cumberbatch. Stephen Fry. Steve Coogan. Coming this Autumn: The eternal tale of love; friendship and kelp

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if it happened in the USA he'd be running for President - oh wait...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i wish someone would add like michael bay SFX to this. lightning. 'splosions. Thor shit. ya know... *nudges internet*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After reading all these comments I have a theory that everyone else read them & called their mum; gran; uncle; out of the blue :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it explains everything anywhere ever. like that old chap yelling at a cloud.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Get a life jews!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1C2fxIVh2Y larry david drew these pics!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but I am gay. so....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like dudes. Not ladies. And I kinda meant this in a cute way but realize its not. as in milk n cookies not all sexy time LOL

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to live in California City! In my head its all Spudz McKenzie Saved By The Bell Katy Perry and rain as far as your arm can stretch!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Taco Bell's brief time toying with the notion of using Brutalsm architecture for its new stores.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As i have no one. i cry into the phone and scream and tell me to come get me ASAP as my "date" looks on at me across the Ruth's Chris table

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i want someone to do this to me with warm milk

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0