I'm good at Mario Kart and that's it. Get this to the front page and I'll stop playing Mario Kart forever. You will have taken my only talent from me and I hope you'll be able to live with yourself.
I'm good at Mario Kart and that's it. Get this to the front page and I'll stop playing Mario Kart forever. You will have taken my only talent from me and I hope you'll be able to live with yourself.
Damn that’s good
Thank you!
Glad you like them and It’s good to see that lethal force training paid off!
Same boat. Ended a relationship and moved to a new state. Super depressing. You are not alone. If you want a pen pal let me know!
Sorry man never saw total recall
How dare you tell us how to better ourselves
A wise man once said China is Asshole
Easily one of the funniest episodes
You sound so weak. Proud of 110 degree work environment? I work in a volcano, we have an ice dragon to keep cool.
Fuck... even the laws are Goblins
The plot thickens...
Imagine a remake in this style, fully 3d, and animated. I would die.
Cuddle Shell. Being coldblooded these turtles love the warmth of human hands.
This smells like a campfire
Crow No!
What would have happened if you never found it? Did she ever intend to throw it out? What the fuck.
This was so good it pissed me off
Vernors is the preferred drink! It’s life changing.
Preferred soda is Vernors. Mix it up like a shake. I’m telling you... so good!
Fidget spinners work but they are still stupid
Mint Chocolate Chip and Ginger Ale.
Hey... fuck this...
This is fucking amazing