MasterPrime

182662 pts ยท August 2, 2011


They made me take down the pictures of my penis. Sorry.

deserts are important feeders of the oceans though. You can't completely eliminate 'em.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One of my preferred breakfasts as a truck driver. Cherry danish with a double shot.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pooping on late stage cancer pain meds is like that.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm positive trump thinks he looks intimidating here. Some kind of imposing figure that frightens the left with his glare of doom.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That comes out of the eustachian tube which is used to match the pressure inside the eardrum to the outside.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fun fact: Super Mario Bros. 2 is just a reskin of Doki Doki Panic. They kept the enemies and that's how Shy Guy and Birdo became part of SMB

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And now you're terminal because doctors in the US are stupid and lazy and this country is nothing but hot garbage. nobody should live here.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The fun part is taking months to convince anyone to do some imaging because you're pretty sure it's not just normal reflux but they don't.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

actually as someone with stomach cancer who has trouble getting calories in this would be amazing for me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her death should have marked the end of the monarchy for that exact reason.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not. It's also not traumatic for the child. I'm glad I got one that I don't remember instead of waiting til I chose it for myself.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Kansas City was a city in Missouri before Kansas became a state. Kansas actually tried to annex the city cuz of it's popularity.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This site was created as a means to upload images to share other places easily. So they're basically cutting out about half of their purpose

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The point of imgur was supposed to be a place to quickly upload and share images other places. Someone needs to recreate early imgur again.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I would recommend a very comfortable recliner at home. It really almost killed me. Turns out I'm extra sensitive to platinum. Also tell them immediately if you have any ringing in your ears or change in hearing. I got some of it back but lost a substantial portion of my hearing after just one run.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

those ports are awesome. I haven't had a blown vein in months thanks to my port.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

And if there aren't two zeroes you start moving the decimal. 4% of 20 = 0.8. 9% of 30 = 2.7

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what is #1 from? I feel like it's a cover of a book I read as a kid. It's very familiar but I can't place it.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also it's good for the environment. Press it 4 billion times and you're loaded and solved a lot of socioeconomic issues.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the one that will get him barred from holding office. I mean the rest are good to hold him accountable but this is the big one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

timing is sus but also this would be welcome.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually it's the DOJ and handling of documents that can result in him not being able to hold office.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I can taste that picture and there's nothing wrong with it. Actually sounds kinda good right now.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

they made the dicks smaller on statues because large penises were considered boastful and rude. back in the day average ruled.

3 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

and taste better. all that pith is bitter. you ever had grapefruit or lime without it? shits delicious.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh no I get it. The image is similar to something else I've been looking for. Something I read as an early teen.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nope. It's something similar but apparently it's not that guy. I know it was in heavy metal mag. A story about vampires with a similar style

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been looking for the source of #6 forever. I'm pretty sure it's from heavy metal magazine but I don't know the artist.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He only got the idea for this because he was hit with the same ethics complaint for fundraising without announcing his candidacy.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0