23016 pts ยท January 26, 2019
just a dude
Soccer pro
My cats do this to moths to engage their anti bat defence. Moths fall and cats eat them.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Destination host unreachable
Pilot?
Life finds a way
NaCl
Croc had to be fucking hungry
The precious...
Don't go chasin'
#2 Stewie Gryphon as Darth Vader
You pass butter
Sprinkle crystalized dehydrated male cat urine on your food and eat as much as you want. Guaranteed to lose weight
Supreme Commander Thor
At least we know it's not a force. It is simply the mass effect on space-time. Now go write your PhD dissertation.
https://youtu.be/nRGCZh5A8T4
You may not agree with her but Nancy Pelosi is the Speaker of the House of Representatives so show some respect
"Get out of here kid. You bother me." -WC Fieldcat
Thomas the Spank Engine
Full body condom is meant for one fucker at a time. Each needs his own.
The one on the right is an old gunfighter. He knows you are looking to make a name for yourself. He also knows you have no chance.
Can't get water like this in a bowl
He who smelt it dealt it
I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
And Tabago damnit! Why you no love Tabago?
Peace among worlds
Jack! You've debauched my sloth!
What the fuck about second breakfast?
Starfucks jizzalatte
Soccer pro
My cats do this to moths to engage their anti bat defence. Moths fall and cats eat them.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Destination host unreachable
Pilot?
Life finds a way
NaCl
Croc had to be fucking hungry
The precious...
Don't go chasin'
#2 Stewie Gryphon as Darth Vader
You pass butter
Sprinkle crystalized dehydrated male cat urine on your food and eat as much as you want. Guaranteed to lose weight
Supreme Commander Thor
At least we know it's not a force. It is simply the mass effect on space-time. Now go write your PhD dissertation.
https://youtu.be/nRGCZh5A8T4
You may not agree with her but Nancy Pelosi is the Speaker of the House of Representatives so show some respect
"Get out of here kid. You bother me." -WC Fieldcat
Thomas the Spank Engine
Full body condom is meant for one fucker at a time. Each needs his own.
The one on the right is an old gunfighter. He knows you are looking to make a name for yourself. He also knows you have no chance.
Can't get water like this in a bowl
He who smelt it dealt it
I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
And Tabago damnit! Why you no love Tabago?
Peace among worlds
Jack! You've debauched my sloth!
What the fuck about second breakfast?
Starfucks jizzalatte