MaskedmanMcmann

8750 pts ยท August 2, 2019


Australian here: we call them "hellstorms". They happen regularly enough that we name them!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I was on the black rocks, when suddenly I was just pulled right into the air and straiginto the trees, so fast I couldn't even comprehend!"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Running time!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why am I erect?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GLORIOUS!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fill a cup and toast his name. No man's dead whose name is remembered.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel compelled to kick in the dick any man that utters the words "unskilled labour" in my presence after all of this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a guy that's never seen combat, but has played Xcom 2, can confirm!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And probably only once.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yuru camp. Perhaps the comfiest, most pleasant anime in all existence. It's like watching the anime equivalent of Bob Ross.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This sort of thing is what drones were made for.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NANI!?!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know why my dick is hard from watching this....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, but how do you get that close WITHOUT voiding your bowels!?! Those critters can bounce your kidneys out of your ears!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For breakfast.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Men! Why have you abandoned your posts?" - "PROTAGONISTS INBOUND, SIR! WE HEARD THEIR THEMESONG!" - "Fair enough!"

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

It's true. Please tell your mum I miss her and our time in Bermuda.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, I'm confused. Biologically, why can't birds fart?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm in Australia. It can't fall upwards!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been jumped by one. Bounded right from the ceiling of my geography class onto my back shoulder. Panicked, but didnt desecrate my jeans.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Puppy <3

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best plot ever...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can transdragonism be a thing? I've always felt not right in this body, like I SHOULD be a soaring nightmare of flamey doooooom!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You think they vote?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This scene got me through highschool...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And what if our own don't want to be cured?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"survival of the fittest" isn't a statement that the strong kill the weak, just that the weak leave the strong alive.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nonetheless, that genetic branch withers and dies because it wasn't smart enough to continue. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1