MaskedPheasant

154 pts ยท November 2, 2013


Well, if I'm angry, it's your fault! It's mine. My own, my precious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well no... and yes. Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it. It's mine. I found it. It came to me!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"With no regard for human life!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

himself but for his friends, and especially for Sam. That is the antithesis of being a bitch. 4/4

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yet ultimately in spite of all the pain and torment he knew lay ahead of him he kept going. He went ahead to save the Shire not for 3/?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

he succeeded, he would not be saving it for himself - the quest would claim his life either through death or via the ring's corruption. 2/?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'd also say that Frodo initially set out to save the Shire, but by the breaking of the fellowship he had come to realise that even if 1/?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As a non-freedom dater: 22nd July. 22/7 = 3.14 to 3sf. It prevents mathematical constants distracting from our steak and blowjobs.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well it will take 10,000 years to decay.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1000000000 watts.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes but according to FIFA Qatar is a viable world cup host.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Photoshop in 3, 2, 1...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With good reason: Great Britain is a contraction of Greater Britain, with Lesser Britain being the then name for Brittany.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tides: they have their ups and downs.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only for 0-9.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#IncorrectApostrophe

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Morgen in der Schule.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone who's watched Episode I has seen some shit.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nice try Takeshi's Castle...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Let's go bowling!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait! Jessie's hair is a Golden Spiral. Those crafty devils.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

By UK standards that's practically free anyway.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually Irish people receive Scottish higher education for free by EU law, however if you are from another part of the UK you have to pay.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The same applies to all languages. But all the other flags on the post correspond to the nation from which the name is derived.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes but to be fair it is still called English.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

(25*8*2) - 4*(7-5) = 392

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually no, in the rest of the world we spell it correctly.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wow, Sharknado 2's really shaping up good.

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1