Marvination

3391 pts ยท December 7, 2014


just get used to wiping the bugs off your forehead.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NA would be a real squeeze with the roof down - but then who drives a Miata in the winter.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username checks out so hard.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well there goes my Tuesday night.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhh, OP, we need to talk about that title. #

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hold up. Can we talk about how TheDad is a blue-ticked Twitter account? How does that get verified?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean you've never been nicked by the fuzz?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I haven't heard "bizzies" since I last went to Liverpool...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spinraza is the recurring spinal injection - not fun in the slightest and still $150,000 every four months.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the treatment they're talking about - Zolgensma is the one-off complete cure for $2.8m.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Came here just for this gif. Delivered, upvoted.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#47 oh, I know.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seems like a long setup for a joke about "wrist watch".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Easter is coming... ready or not.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've raised her well.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

source sez; "knees badly hyperextended and took about 3 months to fully get back to 100%".

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Too soon, man. Too soon.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lego foot plan, pssh. Only amateurs go for the hardened skin. Right in the middle of the plantar fascia, that's the spot.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The little dip of the coach's head. He's already prepared his "well, what have we learned there?" speech before she hits the water.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet when I try to talk to breasts, they always go on about where their eyes are.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usersub.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which isn't ideal, because I regularly have sex in a laboratory.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Local river conservators have two. Binky and Berky.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upskirt!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

https://xkcd.com/37/

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're just hoping you can turn your TV obsession into a career. Hey. Keep dreaming big.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure you could find some who would.. but you're not allowed to ask and they can't tell.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Off the scale.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1