MarsMatter

393 pts · August 1, 2017


Or a comedian?

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I’m not even mad, I upvoted this before noticing it was an add.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too live on the edge, I’m currently in a pitch dark bedroom on my phone. Why do I do this to myself...

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There are people who make rule 34 a thing.

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You are only the protagonist in your life but for others could be anything from a supporting character to a villain to an extra.

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Dear logic and progress. I got something for you: ???? It’s the shit I give. -Some asshole on the internet.

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It's a thrift store.

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I’ve been in a long distance relationship for a few months, yesterday I booked a flight to go meet her. One month to go before we meet.

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I work at a store that does nothing for Black Friday and yet the place still gets super crowded.

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I was born in the same room as the first two dogs I have had.

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Has science gone too far?

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Maybe buying them a drink also means we think they can’t afford one or are too dumb to do it themselves, so now we are an asshole either way

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When you run out of TP be careful what you wish for.

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MRW I take precautions against damaging electronics with electrostatic discharge.

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This entire post is so metal.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1,800 miles between her and I, we met on a forum role playing game and I’m in the process of planning a flight over there. <3

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Now that they have finally caught those illegal avocado salesmen things are improving.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Every banana in existence added for scale.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone from Utah we have great food. Ever mixed mayonnaise and ketchup together to make fry sauce? It’s common here and it’s amazing.

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v I see what you did there.

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I’m here reading this with my middle name being Steve yet my nickname is Mike.

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Pichael Rick

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My brother was the first in my family to leave the church and he had it bad but by the time I left my mom reacted better.

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I certainly don't plan to, especially since she is still getting over the damage done by her last BF cheating on her.

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It certainly is a good conversation starter. I actually did ask her once earlier but at the time we had more important stuff to talk about.

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They helped out a lot of people after a flood here and are generally very nice. It's a con that gets people to help each other oddly enough.

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