Spring Cleaning
When you just got out of the bathroom
Watch out for the lice.
Must have... Can't reach.
My dog gets really excited when she sees family.
Is it just me
Got your nose
MRW my phone takes hours to load
So Slow
Well then.
Made you stare?
MRW when I finally get that eyelash out of my eye.
MRW the mom says bae.
RIP Starbucks's Apple Fritter
Look at them.
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Bear with me, please?
Now that May the Fourth is over...
When you don't understand the post, but then you read the comments and it all makes sense.
What I tell my sister everyday...
But, but, but, but...
Mmmm, yummy waffle.
Does it have to be a bird on the shoulder?
When you've already had two cups of coffee and it still isn't enough