TIL I'm a toddler
At least it isn't permanent or anything...
You literally can't lose!
Every time a new iPhone comes out, the internet weeds out the Stupids
One great thing about Christmas!
Secret Santa!
MRW I eat some questionable grocery store chicken
I'm drunk and disappointing
Cocksicle
MRW my sleeptalking boyfriend says "it's time to get naked" and slaps me in the taco
Found this on my computer and thought you guys might appreciate it
At least I could look at funny pictures on the internet