MarleafChef

56754 pts · March 6, 2017


I'm just here to make snarky comments that get me banned everywhere else.

"The sounds of children screaming has been removed"

9 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Just think of this as a great way to use a Queen song.

9 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I believe it's pronounced de pue tee

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Funny enough it felt like certain parts of canada were going the right wing route until our supreme leader showed them how terrible that would be.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hawaiians and Filipinos hate him.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's what happened to my ex a few times. After the 3rd time I got suspicious 🤔

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is why we stopped going.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Final straw for me sadly. I'll still vote for anti trump, but they're mostly spineless with a few exceptions. People also forget that they were too polite to push through a supreme court nominee during obamas last year, and Joe didn't try to balance the clearly corrupt court while in office.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What Twitter is now. It's X for Xitter

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im afraid Mr Gilmore already chose this guy's wife no more than an hour ago.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too will be able to afford a senior citizen friend

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like all Australians, they'll kill you with their knife 🥄

1 year ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Mine would kill me for spending $30 a month when Craigslist is right there.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which means he has 3 nipples

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man we had a lot of patience for boot up animations.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why did I hear music glancing at this?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No so. As an American Christian I like to cast stones at people because American Christians are without sin. (Obviously /s)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean if the sandwiches were that good

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Cast it into the primer!"

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That sounds great, but what if anything was in the old treaty that's been left out of the new reinterpretation?

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Don't know why I read this like Tony Soprano

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If you change your mind, I'm the first in line " -ABBA probably

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well do this Alex Trebek style just for you! "What is your favorite movie?"

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, I would have some bias if the applicant said they didn't like Weird Al.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wait, wasn't it Gummy Bears, DuckTales, Tail Spin, Rescue Rangers, Darkwing Duck, Gargoyles?

1 year ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Washington was the only state that trended more blue than last election.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im not an atheist, but if God is that petty he doesn't deserve my worship.

1 year ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 8

They never got back to me if my likes convinced that doctor to operate on the dying kid.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0