MarkoffChaney

69227 pts · March 24, 2021


One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said: Keep in mind that the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel, or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels restricted by morals is one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard. So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet.

Please don't eat the bees. No matter how much you like honey.

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lebensraum.

2 days ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

Nah. It was the copper that they added, to make it green.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd laugh at them and tell them to fuck off.

3 days ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 0

"No all-gender bathroom in my house! My wife has to shit in the backyard!" /s

3 days ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Well Trump always wanted to be like Putin. No one trusts him either. Great job!

3 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Maybe they were just taking notes in Auschwitz.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But look at what Nazis did to us! You owe us, so we can do whatever we want now!" /s

3 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

It always amazes me how people can take him seriously. Just look at that orange clown!

3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I remember someone breaking into an FBI office, by writing a note "Please don't lock this door tonight."

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well that's just because he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize. /s

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So, more suckers and losers to die for him?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Cats love spanking.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It would be funny to hire Epstein look-alike to Trump events. Smiling and doing finger guns to Trump.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He could give Trump a heart attack by walking into Mar-a-Lago. "Hey Donnie! It's your old pal Jeffrey!"

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#1 and she did! Susan Tyrrell was amazing. R.I.P.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree. Snuff Box was my favorite show of his.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My would be 8h of Yakety Sax.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're at the Pizza Hut? I'm at the Taco Bell!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't he just ask his buddy Putin to help out? /s

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you call a guy who has been dead and buried for 13 000 years? - Pete.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guess ash works too, but I just use peat. My chickens love peat baths.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe he should ask Russia for some help? /s

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But those are all Biden's fault! /s

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well it's hard to poop if you're doing heroin.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looking nice. You can slice the bag open a little bit to give them some more space, or just thin out some of the more mature ones.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes, I'm old. I had this on CD.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice stove! I have Jøtul No. 4, and it's the best cast iron stove I've used.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0