Maggie the mastiff enjoying Christmas!
Hello, may I interest you in my BLEEEEHHHHHH?
Or you could start wearing an, "I heart dick" t-shirt?
This put a lump in my throat...
1972 Montgomery Ward edger.
Around here, you either commit to your parking or GO HOME!
My buddy and I found a gas station made from petrified wood!
Canis giant knucleheadus in her natural environment, a child's playroom. What a beauty! She will be missed.
I can tell by the color of her eyebrows that is probably not her natural hair color...
... and propane accessories.
Just go ahead and write those checks to the therapist...
In 1968, this was one of THE bikes to have! Schwinn Ram horn stingray 5 speed.
Sin must be without soul...
It gets so hot this time of year, we forget that Texas really does know how to rain!
I'm just hoping that I will still know who Batman is. Gotta remember the important stuff!
Condo Effect Fog
All yall bitches up in here.
This would explain why I could make an A in college in any subject that interested me and struggled in others.
Photographed this Elvis impersonator for a company promotion. Best day at work ever!
I call it, "Forbidden Love" (I work at Home Depot and Target is right next door).
Or in.
Looks like Babs had a tough night. I can't remember the last time I woke up naked with my legs on backward. Oh, wait...
"Yes mom, I would like you to make me a lunch."
I thought she'd be a little... hotter?
I've lived in Texas for 52 years and the weather never ceases to amaze me.
Physics wasn't Bossy's best subject.
The only day care where you can run a tab...
It's like this for the whole block... you had one job!
Now THIS was some good science fiction!
My 10yo and I enjoy Golden Age cartoons. Tonight we watched Popeye meets SInbad.
We live in Texas and my 11 yo has gone to ground in the shelter I built under the stairs!
My grandfather's WWI discharge. He made sergeant in 3 months. Love to know that story.
Any other members of the International Association of Turtles out there?
Wife made coffee cake and added a found package of icing to make Bukake cake!
My favorite, "watery tart" beguiling Merlin while reading from her book of spells.
The expression says it all.
Adv diving class. San Marcus River, San Marcus TX. I'm the old bald guy.
TIme for a new clutch on my Sportster!
This is what passes for Fall in East Texas. Caddo Lake, Oct. 1987
Apparently there was a bug in my daughter's medicine cabinet after I went to bed
Time to hide the art supplies from my kid and call the therapist again...
My daughter at the range
I'm a fan of bacon and all but Sonic has stepped off the path into new kinds of grossness...
Nothing says bad boy biker like the big economy pack of TP on the back of your Harley!
Me and my sister in 1967. I'm still the good one.
20 years ago you could say "peepie" to my boy and he would stop whatever he was doing and play.
It's been a busy Father's Day at our house.
Broke my heart when this only lasted half a season!
What it was like to be a pledge in 1977.
NEVER piss off Dr. Zoiberg!
Here's our 200 lb. dog with her lovey.
Welcome to Texas.
Lessons in Easter egg hunting c. 1994. "This is what we're looking for... okay?"
... and a bit of a germiphobe.
Nature can be a cruel bitch sometimes.