MarcadeSA

634 pts ยท May 20, 2017


The boss, seen here about to shit on Debra's desk.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Man, I got Poon Poon.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#37 Lana Rain. She quite obviously do.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They sold out creativity-wise around back door sluts 7.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#20 GDI now I want crazy bread for lunch.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1st of May, outdoor f*cking starts today.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on how smartass, though. Best excuse I've heard for speeding was "I'm trying to get to the gas station before I run out." ...ok sir, slow down and have a nice day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could see socking a dog to keep them from licking their paws. My dachshund had serious skin allergies and would chew his paws bloody if we didn't stay on top of it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See, this is why I have no problems hitchhiking. The odds of there being two serial killers in one car are ludicrous.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 That's a rough lol.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#35 Basically you have a frog removed from your throat.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you still want to fight him, he's only a shovel away.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Turn on your monitor.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. Mine just drools.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, *somebody* just lost their invitation to my dog's bark mitzvah.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Draw me like one of your french dogs.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, that was internet of me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's that laying on him?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my case, I'd be a participation trophy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Just as soon as she wakes up from the coma."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the shower scene was really tastefully done.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lord, before we got our dachshund fixed, he'd do worse than that when people came home. "Weiner dog" indeed.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

'Bout to cut myself on the edge here, yeesh.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

While being 41 means I'm going to die alone. Yay.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, a small pastry.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funny you think small penises are caused by steroids. I have never taken a steroid and I...oh, uh, nevermind.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Worst D&D STDs: Mummy Crotchrot, Dragon Gonorrhea, Vorpal Syphilis

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that's a peacock eye stingray and yes, their venom hurts like a sumbitch.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0