And now, the worst potential euphemism for vagina...

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Diet tips:

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Yeah, I got a d*ck like a donkey.

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431

Time Wizard fun fact #1

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'They're not sending their best...', but more well-spoken. (And still shitty.)

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I found this while browsing my pictures folder, had a stroke and fucking died.

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*sips tea*

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I did not consent to feelings.

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1275

I like juice.

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Everybody's hardcore until you tear down the facade and reveal they're a silly lookin' robo-duck-thing.

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539

Republicans finally supporting gun control like

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What the fuck even was this movie...

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428

'Why can't you just turn your brain off and enjoy the show/movie/[insert media here]??'

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"I, Robot" holds up and this title is only tangentially related to the post content.

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607

It really does seem simple enough.

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Environmentalism, I think

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COINCIDENCE?! Well, yes, entirely. Eat shit, Republicans.

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Love to see that. Really. It's great.

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337

Do you think Republicans eat at McDonalds?

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This is Billie Jean.

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Diets are easy. Eating a salad is a struggle.

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Dave

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434

A meme-based representation of the unnecessary intensity with which I addressed my cat during his recent vet visit:

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641

Who let Joss Whedon do quippy rewrites on this?

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403

There's a lot of bad shit in the world every day but fuck this guy in particular.

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456

Let's rap about the Lord.

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1347

"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"

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495

Found today's stupid bullshit ( + a donkey story)

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Friend to everyone. Made history. Quietly retired to chillin' forever. Never went to space or tried to take over anything. Absolute fuckin' legend.

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I'm having a fucking crisis right now. How do I escape the simulation.

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