MapleShade

94 pts ยท August 3, 2013


Oh, yes, the ol' butt thump.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everytime I see Tom, I feel bad knowing that I'll never be as good a man as he is... then I remember I am a woman.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red Dead is my absolute favorite game. I cry every time at the end.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

with her breath, though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a corgi/border collie named Millie. She'd be a shit guard dog as well. All she'd do is lick them to death. My other dog could kill

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND, you get protection. Win-win.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, hear me out, OR... You could get ANOTHER dog (this one being a guard dog/something that can mess their shit up). You get another dog-

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First, get a nice, sturdy stick. Then, beat both your sister and her roommate with it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dracula..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at those big ol' eyes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bless you, child, for your heart does not deserve such torture.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll watch him, all right.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, every time I see an 'xD' face, I remember my middle school days... Then I cringe.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one with the bug munchin' on the dudes finger made my whole body cringe. Thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

calm doggo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rocket after IW

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Natural selection, do your thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he gets that finger, its all over..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is it and where can I get one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did as well. I thought they made Black Panther too political. Still enjoyed it, though.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally imagined a giant inky-black male monster. Funny how brains work, innit?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother accidentally waxed off my eyelashes ones. Yes, eyelashes. Not eyebrows, my EYELASHES. They're still not all the way back...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't expect that...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me chuckle in the middle of my Bible History class... How fitting.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still prettier than I am..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't want to watch it for the longest time, just because of all the people obsessing over it. Turns out it's actually very enjoyable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I cringed unreasonably hard when I saw this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you post more pictures of the two of you in matching clothing? Birthday suit, perhaps?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, he ded

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