MaplePhoenix

86826 pts ยท April 5, 2017


Something about yourself!...get it, because it said...(sigh), nevermind...

You should do a cameo of Stan Lee in the drawing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The California Fly-Ass Bitch

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's basically because you're indoors more often when it's cold, so if someone sneezes on you, you're allowed to punch them in the face

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's got to be more that double time, or those people are fast as shit!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are barely any WW2 vets left. My Papa was 25 when he enlisted in 1939, and her would have been 100 this year

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's so his wife can find the way...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Peasant! You do not address your King in such a manner!"

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Woohoo! Tardis Keg!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Llama Mamma Uber-rama?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should find your phone and take a picture of it...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Wait, you did what with my favourite shoe, motherf**ker!?"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess...do you get the Blueballs award?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But, but why? Why would you do that?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Propagated by whom, I wonder...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's why they were done that way...to make most guys feel better about themselves

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, what do you pull to GET fire then?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, you don't know what his family situation is!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, you want the voter turnout to be 15% then?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've done that...of course I was a poor student at the time

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the spirit!...Of the Dark Side!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, I got one that had 10 in it, so I feel like this is partially my fault...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot about 20 others...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Time for a name change, "Kid"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too...but I wouldn't stop watching, so it would have been perfect

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously thought you were going to troll everyone and cut it before it turned

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Johnson, make sure you bring the Williamson Report to the meeting tomorrow"..."I'm sorry sir, but...my dog ate it"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0