21121 pts · March 11, 2016
Take a moment to appreciate the cheese in your life. I love black cats. Japan, Star Wars, and Alamo Drafthouse. Imgur is fun!
Well shiiiiiiiiit
*the longest pause* what?
Die......... DIE
I go a bit farther and don't use dating apps and stay inside.
Please handle me as well, sir.
Never ear raped Turkey
Oh thank God. Cuz I really love doing nothing.
Elias Ainsworth?
Vewy scawy
Can we get these people an airport please.
Her kimono is so dope
I miss locally made apple cider.
In a bread bowl?
Yep, that's how I got my little guy.
What causes this sort of ailment?
I jump in.
I will now be answering with “The Gucci Store?” From now on.
Why do I imagine them all saying “oo-la-la”
Cute little stink tube.
Alley-oop
But why they gotta fuck the gross guy for their career, Lawyer man?
I need more. Countless more.
Earth kinda gives you goat eyes.
I'm gonna need you to up those numbers, Paul.
I have a better idea- Give the kids guns, make it a Battle Royale.
You can see the exact moment of "waaaat?"
Well shiiiiiiiiit
*the longest pause* what?
Die......... DIE
I go a bit farther and don't use dating apps and stay inside.
Please handle me as well, sir.
Never ear raped Turkey
Oh thank God. Cuz I really love doing nothing.
Elias Ainsworth?
Vewy scawy
Can we get these people an airport please.
Her kimono is so dope
I miss locally made apple cider.
In a bread bowl?
Yep, that's how I got my little guy.
What causes this sort of ailment?
I jump in.
I will now be answering with “The Gucci Store?” From now on.
Why do I imagine them all saying “oo-la-la”
Cute little stink tube.
Alley-oop
But why they gotta fuck the gross guy for their career, Lawyer man?
I need more. Countless more.
Earth kinda gives you goat eyes.
I'm gonna need you to up those numbers, Paul.
I have a better idea- Give the kids guns, make it a Battle Royale.
You can see the exact moment of "waaaat?"