ManFromFlorida

24128 pts ยท March 13, 2013


Just a man going through life one meth sack, heroin sippy cup, pill M&M bag, and crack cocaine Hot Pocket at a time. Or all at the same time. Depends on what day of the week it is.

I want that in my mouth. Preferably with some bread and cheese as well.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, my parents escaped Yugoslavia and my dad is an electrician and my mom a dentist. Except they went to Florida in the end.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

It pleases me there is a MASH post on the FP, the only thing is it's the same goddamn post. Come on, there are other moments in the show.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dr Bees in his earlier years.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imma slurp that all up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ayyyyyye wazzup.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Third heart attack this week. Gonna head to McDonalds afterward. Don't worry, I'm gonna get a diet soda with my five Bic Macs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's tough when you only make tree fiddy an hour.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And what an adventure it was!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you perhaps a disgraced German scientist with a disturbing rimjob fetish?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even with 16 agonizing years of wait it was all worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I wonder what the male variety looks like. Probably just a really hairy dude with a hard on all the time.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

I remember my sister telling me that I had a cocoa puff stuck in my ear for an entire year when I was four.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Yeah... Yeeeeeeah, riiiiiight there."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Theater isn't real but no one complains about this. This is basically the same thing. But with more violence and entertainment.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it was bad the minute a trailer called it "edgy." Nothing edgy has ever been good. Ever.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don't set your home on fire. It never works out in the end.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Thing sure did rock out those short shorts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like alt suit Thor is just Thor beard edition. Nice.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're all so proud of this man.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna know more about this so called "Best Fried Chicken."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are there no parking lots or bathrooms where you work at?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No other hand would ever fit up there quite the same.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I see it's getting Nordic all up in this shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steal them back. Show your dominance. Some kicking may be involved.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I doubt, use alcohol or recreational drugs to give you confidence. My personal preference is meth, but choose what works for you.

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 7

It's like his hair is made out of toothpaste.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

How witty and meticulous. Upvotes all around! +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a few seconds I thought those were chocolate floors. Best home investment one could ever make.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0