Maleae

3961 pts · June 6, 2015


I drink and I know things

My boyfriend and I got extremely lucky and both have jobs that closed down and are paying full wages during the shutdowns

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss those days too, back when I didn’t have back pain

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Our male cat calmed down so much that he got fat ?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You sound like a fun person to be around.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

It has to be killed sometime, pal

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Yes! I called it throat freeze instead

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s hard but you have to remember that while they’re just a part of our lives, we’re their whole world. They deserve to have us there

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There’s not much that I tell my boyfriend he can’t do, but one of them is own a motorcycle.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I’d rather be late for work for cleaning off my car than to cause an accident and get someone killed

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hope he stubs his toe on the furniture he stole

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish. My commute is 40 mins on the highway and about double taking back roads

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, had some lady do this to me when we were both stopped at the light. She knew I was there, yet did it anyway and almost hit me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had some lady do that when there was a double turn lane! Like it’s super obvious at that point that you can’t change lanes while turning!

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Make sure to give grandma a kiss on the forehead

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We grow these at my work and my god, they are the best raspberries I have ever eaten.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my weirdest phobias is deep holes under the floors of homes, so thanks for this ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They want people to justify their shitty actions probably

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

Also bottlenecking

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Black robin genetics are now different because there was less genetic diversity with only one lady bird

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sometimes adrenaline doesn’t give us the best response

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have a bachelors in biology and I make peanuts. Wish I had gone to trade school.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We had a kitten with a googly eye and he grew into it. Still a good idea to get it checked out though!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your bathroom is hella clean. Nice job ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Our dog had a big inflatable inner tube shoved on her head when she got spayed

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can have lifelong chronic pain if you ignore things like BEING HIT BY A CAR.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There used to be a lemon flavored one for adults that a major brand made but I don’t think they do anymore

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nobody wants any of your stds, bro

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Someone stole my grandmas potted plant once. Anything is possible.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0