MalcolmButler

64166 pts ยท April 6, 2015


You're getting rezzed because whatever it was that wiped half the team is trying to kill the sole survivor: glowing revive stick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you do, you need to make a weekend of it, or do so in like four months when it's no longer on. It will be spoilt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

War at Home.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put it down to go read in the bathroom.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you need to unwind but still gotta go fast.

10 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 0

"If we're not gonna go out to eat we might as well stay in and I can eat that ass."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got some organic protein. Couple milliliters of it. You gotta work for it though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but that doesn't make sense. Politically. At all.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

... I don't see a woman in a suit...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I might fuck you. That burns calories.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Man, these transgender classifications are getting really out of control because I swear that's a woman.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He is very good at shooting the puck into the net, and I believe he scored. If you wanna go all hipster rooting for a player, pick Parayko.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top it with shredded cheese. Which auto corrected to cheeseburgers initially. Take that for what it's worth.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ironically also applies to penis taking.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mac and cheese. ATM machine. Ok

10 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 5

Everyone's too distracted by the boobs to know what you're talking about.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Forgot "new club guy" where every shot calls for the three wood.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"It's just 20 blank pages?" 'Don't worry, we'll put all the ads in next issue.'

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You and I could be friends.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I wear pink when I golf so other golfers see me, increasing their chances of striking me with a shot and me suing them and the course.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Survey says: you're wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. Does that make me an alcoholic?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, he is going to get so mad when someone tries to explain how icing works.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Actually, I wouldn't mind my face there."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I liked all of these. I hope there's a Charles Dickens comic that just goes on forever.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... ducks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, the G6 gets all the panties wet and ducks erect.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Jonn Arryn dies.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0