MajorMonkey

43238 pts · December 17, 2012


I have a belly button

Ummm, can her boob mini-me get a boob mini-me? This is imgur ffs

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those flapjack titties...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL women can get blown...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I might be in the minority but i don’t mind loot boxes in things like overmatch (where the skins are purely cosmetic)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A time traveler done fucked up

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you just assume its gender?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

How flexible are you...?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 2nd favorite activity in college to waste time between classes: find the craziest flyer person/booth and out-crazy them...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It’s been a while since I was a teen. TY for reminding me that some kids have to deal with that choice. Donating to my local youth shelter..

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fortunately, I can’t say for sure. Personally, I don’t make excuses to people that I don’t respect...their opinion doesn’t matter anyway

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes aside...”Excuse” and “fault” seem like poor choices of words when talking about coming out, which is a beautiful thing

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Word. Win-win when it’s also your biggest turn on...

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Potentially as a last resort, they have months to plan non-lethal options

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the club, pal...

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If I didn't have a family and a solid career, I would have put them in the hospital. I seriously considered it for half the movie...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I avoided all spoilers on the interwebs and wore headphones in public only to have someone shout a major spoiler just as the movie started

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't even understand what's covered by my insurance

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...wow. I really hope you are just a solid creative writer and this isn't from personal experience.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think you cunnilingusssed correctly

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Consenting adults with complimentary kinks... the BDSM community helps to facilitate that

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So you make friends, influence, and seduce a world that is more built for combat...? Hence, the creative solutions that blindside everyone?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a non-D&D person but general nerd, are you able to explain this notorious character class? I'm intrigued...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't relax/loosen my lips like that...what's her secret?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The overwatch community has steadily gotten better on PS4 since fortnite...actually enjoyable now

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The future is now <3

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could have*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That checks out

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From this...? What am I missing?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

TIMMY! TIM-MAH!!

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5