MajorMal

2840 pts ยท April 23, 2015


Thats me back in '75 except i didn't hit a car.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew these English guys who were going to the world cup in Mexico, thought it was a good idea to fly into New York and drive to El Paso then into mexico. They were exhausted when they to got El Paso. They had no idea.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My Wife is from Wausau, that town is so trump, it reeks of election tampering. Would never live there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, 65 and tinnitus. Can't hear conversations at a normal volume. Loud rock and roll and firearms in my youth. Protect your ears people.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh the memories.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why Bathe them? They're self cleaning.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No PFD's. WTF

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ties with my Polydactyl, 14 in front and 10 in the back

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its got than that it needs but not as many as it wants.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cops should be afraid... very afraid. Do not go to jail.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was wondering. In my work building (in Mineapolis) on the first floor, there is a public school program and noticed a box of pads in the first floor restroom. Thought the building management put it there but now I know its a state thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy gets 50 billion in compensation and he's asking to return a pittance? Fuck em.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pro goldsmith here, from my perspective, business has been booming. I don't don't sell diamonds, but I create pieces. And now that lab diamonds have become the norm, more people than ever are buying. I have never been more busy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll never look at Menards the same again.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who baths their cat? 30 years of owning many cats and only bathed one once when he got sprayed by a skunk. Used tomato juice. It worked and made him pink for a few days. Cats are perfectly capable of keep themselves clean.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fish and chips made with Salmon instead of Cod.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last one I saw, the bricks were made of foam, these are real. You'll get their attention very fast.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That's just mean. I've own cats for 30 years. Only once did I give a cat a bath because of a skunk attack. Used tomato juice. Turned him pink. It worked though.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He's been charged, but has he been arrested?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a jeweler myself, when someone comes to me for a ring to surprise their significant other, I always recommend making the ring too big. That way, it can at least be worn until it can be sized. If they can't put it on they'll think, "I'm fat."

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Saw a reality cop show where they chased a guy like this. Fell flat on his face. If you're going to commit a crime, tight fitting pants is more important than thug style.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

When is this going out of style?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Its been dyed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just recently re-read this. First read it when I was a teen. even better the second time. They need to make a movie.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like after my prostate biopsy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0