Magnus810

6444 pts · January 12, 2017


I would say yes and Everytime we go on a walk I would point at a worm and say: this could be you"

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Everybody is hot after you throw them in a volcano

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#2 More like Carnage not Venom

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Florida man escapes City before it's destruction. After his escape he gets drunk and imprag ates his daughters

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El cazón

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#29 Soy Leeche - I'm Milk or Soya Leeche - Soy milk

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Congratulation my Dude.

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And MAGA is make America Gay again

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Is pink the new Green?

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T-Rex Steak, T-Rex Burgers, Roasted T-Rex, T-Rex Lasagne, T-Rex Meat Loaf, T-Rex Jerky, T-Rex Kebap, T-Rex Schnitzel

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#40 - I would have a lot swear words and dad Jokes on my body

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I wont shower with you, i'll take a bath with you

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Just buy a Sex Toy. If someone finds out and judges you or makes fun of you. Buy them a Dildo so they can go and fuck themself.

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Congratulation, I'm Happy for you.

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Snoop Dog is Higher thank both

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Wait, there was a place where you could get stoned and have Sex?

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Vodka + Hotdogwater

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I want one

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The Toiletseat, TP, Toothbrush, Hairbrush, Soap, Shampoo and the Coffee Maschine

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The Doctor said the bleeding was internal, so everything is finde, cause that's where the blood belongs anyway

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Schawn G.

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When i was that age, we got a NES Console for Christmas. We played Games together

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Thank you for Posting. You are awesome. Mortal Kombat is great, but what is Mortal Kombat for you, is Terminator 2 for me. Have a great day

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That would be 3,50 $ per Chair per hour

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You got to use Sandpaper, not hot water. If the Ice is thick, you can use a Hammer.

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