MagnificentBeast

26790 pts · February 2, 2017


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This new layout

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On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

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But is it a good twist or a bad twist?

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What kind of smoothie?

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Prof. Oak: You can't ride your bike indoors.

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Only koality content here

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"Vote!"

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There is always that one friend who makes you feel like a meme god

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Venomous or non-venomous?

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Mmmmm... I do love croissants!

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I wonder what else was a lie...

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Why don't wizards ever play Pokémon?

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One hole to rule them all

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I feel pretty bad

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"Your cologne smells really nice."

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Life has been pretty good for me lately

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Leibniz would disagree...

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Squeeze all the tooth paste out of the tube

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The selfies need to stop

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I've got the best new friend

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Get Shrekt

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Hey! You!

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