MagikarpOP

86171 pts ยท April 29, 2015


I'm pretty useless. I kind of just flounder and splash around, but watch out! One day I'll be a huge sea dragon thing.

Why isn't she black?

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 13

Obviously an industry plant

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"A journey of 1000 miles starts with a single step" -- someone that walked 1000 miles, probably

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you're a framer, you use a carpenters blade (retractable razor)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever idc you're all short sighted animals. Have fun.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Blah blah blah you're all just petty doom posters

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Just tired of all the negativity. Idk if pointing out something insignificant in a negative way is actually constructive...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Don't worry I downvoted myself bc how dare positively or self control

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 23

This would had been better without your personal negative opinion. Long gone are the days of the golden rule :/

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 30

Hey I just farted

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stfu you know it all bastard. Fuck captain hindsight over here knows it all

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Me, back in 2016...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ever read fear and loathing in Las vegas.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Missouri*

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apologies, guv'nuh! I feel like you're British. Isn't "queueing up" something you guys do? But alas, you're right. Totally forgot about the homonym, thank you for the reminder.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Words

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it'll stop smelling like shit

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wierd how they are atleast 4-5 miles up, and there is no curvature on the horizon

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's your queue Brutus, I mean Hilary...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Practice makes perfect

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't say it was for nothing :)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's probably bc she is jewish

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The clouds don't line up, this is clearly not the place

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a straight male but I like to suck dick simply for the taste.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No thanks I prefer candied ass.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's 2023, chances are he already knew it :b

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I prefer earl gray, hot.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shut up Dale

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Newark

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0