MagicBaconBits

10883 pts · January 27, 2016


I'm a Caring Understanding New-aged Type.

Not the first time a pussy has been responsible for a few downed zippers.

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Don’t two positives make a negative?

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Jason Biggs has entered the chat.

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When we kiss

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What he sees v

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Was waiting for some F-wit to come start twerking in front of the camera.

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Nah, that just happens to be an old can from his anus he forgot about.

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More likely floating to the scent of his daughter

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Take away the bed and seat

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Loved the 2600. Used to play heaps of Reactor and Return of the Jedi

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I’m going to ask Trump to fuck off and die.

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Trick is to walk up a few flights of stairs, and press down for elevator. Go down one floor, stay in and press up to the floor you want. Use to do this I a work building after fire drill that everyone was trying to get back up to their floor.

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Quality

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This food was cooked with MSG. My Sexy Groin

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Chin like that’s will get in the way of a good bj

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Well maybe she should get used to peanut butter too and then he’ll notice.

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Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.

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The smartest thing to come out of her mouth was a man’s cock.

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Just like No Man Sky

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You mean a “booty hole”?

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To be fair, a females version of “ready in 5mins” is an eternity

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PredMando is awesome.

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