Mafi

3094 pts ยท May 5, 2013


Redhead aficionado; you could say I'm a lover of evolution's greatest artworks. I can tell you a lot about the MC1R gene that gives red hair, and have even calculated the global mean coverage of green-eyed, red haired women (hereto known as "unicorns" for their rarity being 0.02% of the global populace) to be 1 Unicorn per square Wales, or 1usqw. Would you like to know more? Message me. I'll talk to you about anything you want to know, so long as I know something about it.

Sorry the what?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alana Alberg. No she doesn't.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a national heritage site, it is insured by government grant. There's literally no way this thing isn't insured. And you missed the point.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just out of curiosity... why are we crowdfunding an insured building, leased by the most profitable religious organisation on the planet..?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I don't know if that makes it better or worse. One the one hand, this is expected of Americans. On the other hand, Aus is now uninhabitable.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to ask; how do customers like this exist in the States? We simply don't see that kind of self-entitlement/sheer stupidity in the UK..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Peace rat. <3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think of? I had full on flashbacks and muscle-memory switched to dual pistols to conserve ammo... and I was just sat here at my desk.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You misunderstand. Those are expensive work boot lookalikes that the middle class spend a lot of money on to emulate the working class look.

7 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 10

Hey, you had your chance to make FP; I wasn't stopping you posting your own hilariously successful comment. :D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh no

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Guys, technology NEVER improves. Once something's bad, it'll never get better.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Continued the existence of these chairs. They just shouldn't exist, when comfort is a thing we can have now. I still love you though. <3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why? Why do you do this to us?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not alone!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That spider has ten legs. Why does that spider have ten legs?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And I bet Edward Snowden is sat there scribbling "WHERE ARE YOUR WHISTLEBLOWERS NOW?!" over his walls while laughing maniacally.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#foundthebot

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, I can't wait to see more of Five-Iron Man. I hear the next one includes his sidekick, Putterboy!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ladybirds in London have STIs, syphillis being most common.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Brit Krongrah; a stunning success. Your craftsmanship is morokei; glorious, and should fill you with lot kah; great pride.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#foundthebot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weed doesn't make you happy; it makes you simply not care. Nothing bothers you. Not even lack of life progression... just be wary.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Clutch master/slave cylinder if it's manual, magic smoke if it's auto.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This house will have no insulation and be extremely cold, or extremely hot, dependent on which country it lives in. Awful design.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but you're still using the app and the site, so joke's on you, you're still providing them income.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These weren't legitimate vaults, they were suggestions by Penny Arcade.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Also it turns out I type like shit sometimes. Go me!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...the less violent-minded went on to build and prosper in the town they called Shady Sands.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0