MadGeneral

46997 pts ยท July 28, 2011


I'm just as surprised as you are.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might need to enable mature posts.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

On my message. It's a reply.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Click here for an uncensored animation cell, just in case you really want to see rude elf titties first thing in the morning.

10 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 11

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Secure your gats, assholes.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You mean 10th planet. PLUTO STRONK.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

I understand where you're coming from, but in a society you can't just go around murdering people. The police and courts have a purpose.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I feel terrible about killing your dad. Just terrible. No need to get the law involved, right?"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have laws for a reason. 7 years for premeditated murder is a slap on the wrist.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just wait 5 years until they do a basic cable edit if you want your kid to see the adventures of meme-spouting murderhobo.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Tumblr, mainly.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

They didn't forget about them, they decided that getting the fuck out of The Zone was more important than finding Mr. Whiskers.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Someone call Indiana Jones because I just found a fuckton of artifacts.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Jesus fuck lady, he was just showing the kid the cool doll head he found.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Your tattoo stole my wallet.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Grats, you tacticooled a deer rifle.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

There used to be female space marines. They got retconned into "female adventurer with power armor."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you do a proper follow-up?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And you can be polite without keeping women barefoot and pregnant.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure women like being able to decide how to live their own lives more than having doors held open for them, bruh.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

There will also be robots in the future.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh hey it's Ayers Rock.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Look at Mr. Moneybags with his sensible safety measures.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

[muffled eurobeat in the distance]

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well excuse me, princess.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Harden the fuck up ya weak cunt.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The Star Trek blooper reels usually involve someone on the bridge going MAXIMUM HAM from one of these.

10 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 0

Only if they give up sexhaving for a year beforehand.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0