Macmurphy

1023 pts · April 3, 2017


Gucci as fuck

No it’s an American corruption of the King’s english. We always say ‘till’ not ‘register.’ It’s possible young folk have started using ‘register’ after watching too many American TV programmes though. Would have never happened in my day. Bloody philistines.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who says register? Till surely? Which makes this feel made up 🤷‍♂️

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

He is mine. There’s no one close for me. Take aside the horror of the Road and Blood Meridian, you still have an stonewall classic postmodern thriller in No Country and the best set of books you could hope for in the Border Trilogy. I only ever read those six. I tried Child of God and Suttree and couldn’t get into them. He has two new ones out apparently, presumably released posthumously. He is a marvel. I reread the opening of All the Pretty Horses about once a month.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I had to google Weegie. Every day is a school day. I went there years ago, beautiful city.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an Englishman fair point, but Frankie’s a sweaty sock. He’s not English.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Stick with it buddy. I promise you it’s worth it. I still miss it, the after dinner cigarette, the beer at sunset cigarette. I think mostly I hate being told I can’t do something and realising I’m not young and carefree any more. But your body is a gift you shouldn’t waste. Smoking never looks as good when the person doing it is coughing and wheezing and can’t walk ten yards.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reading, England had a train as well. It was a thing of wonder. Macdonalds party followed by party bag with cake in was the stone cold nuts. My party bags are a lot smaller and more expensive these days.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha is this some weird russian bot farm shit. Poke your war you silly fucks

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Exceptional dumpage. About 4 of those were nailed on for my missus

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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No rounds ejected on cocking, mag came off too easy, Magazine not housed properly. Round never chambered. Instructor should have seen this.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My (Romanian) ex always said ‘Yeah and if your mum had a dick she would have been your dad.’

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a crypto fan this is absolute genius.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everywhere? Ounce is 28g. At a cheap uk rate that’s still £1400 You could buy one from scalpers on eBay and still have cocaine left. ?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Just like your mum’s. Eh oh! Bants.

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5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

That’s why I got your mammy on speed dial.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Pikeys are gypsies. They sometimes steal. My guess is they took something, someone called police and closed gate, the pikeys yeeted it

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I’m a racecar....

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha. Nazi tattoo, red poppy, UVF badge and ardent supporter of the state of Israel. Someone should explain ‘mutually exclusive’ to him.

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Places in the UK. Things like ‘selfmadeboy’ are clearly a parody. Fuckwits like this do exist sadly, but these are jokes.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0