Macharli

1057 pts · November 28, 2014


I'm a pretty big deal And also, I love dogs and fart jokes.

Best job EVER! Love Skeeters tail going a million miles an hour <3 15/10 would pat!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sound really uneducated.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"What the fuck are you clapping at me for? Can't you see I'm stuck!?!" - foal probably.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

10/10 did reading a Russian accent.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're tuatuas- you can tell by their asymmetrical shell. Thanks for visiting us here in Middle Earth!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TLDR. STAHP. STOP concerning yourself with what anyone else has got going on. Focus on yo'self and maybe work on talking less.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

You had me at "add Nutella..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Annnddddd this, kids, is what it's like to be an adult!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey Katie, thanks so much - I would never have known if you hadn't have told me!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

They're two shades of pink, eh.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

TF are we looking at?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool OP! Congrats and I hope y'all have a great flight/Honeymoon. What an awesome thing to splurge on :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is for those of us who don't get the luxury at all, ever.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm a "she" not a he. But I mean, you're totally entitled to your opinion.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It still costs $57304638 billion to get to Mexico from Middle Earth!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

MURICA'!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm laughing so hard at this my dog is looking at me weird +1. So gross lol.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got stuck in a loop of YouTube videos of bear attacks this morning because of shit like this. People are so fucking stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10/10 would have vomited all over my iPad though..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10/10 my lab would have eaten the lobster before hitting the surface.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Literal thrones at that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno, find this redneck particularly hot. If this is what Murica' calls a Redneck - where do I sign up for a Green Card??!?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Because no one knows who you are. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was also raised to be nice to people but we didn't have the anonymity of the internet then..

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because this is the internet. You don't have to give a fuck what anybody says about you here. You can be a shitbag and not have any ragrets

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More please, OP!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Killed by a Grunt. I LOVE LOADOUT *insert sadface*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Facts: Probably False...".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0