MacaulayCulpable

25979 pts ยท October 9, 2019


If you screenshot this and get it to the front page, I'll call Mrs. Dawson and tell her there's too much doodie in my underpants.

And you responded, "I don't have ADH...Hey look! A cool yellow dog! I like cats. Can I have one of those peppermints?"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hope you feel better soon. Have a great Christmas, if at all possible.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How ya doing, bud?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This dump stinks. +1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"Skibbity paps, feel every peice of 'em!"

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

The isopod devil is in the isopod details.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My bad. Water is turned off. We're doing electricity this month. For Christmas.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

It wouldn't be that difficult to find his quaint little water house, swim underneath, and poke a few "happy little accidents" with a chisel.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Huh?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hydrate.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Where do you grow the melted cheese?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fat liar.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not for nuttin, but Senior Bug didn't seem too mobile in the first place...

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Why? You wanna fork it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of Cocoa Puffs I believe.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Apache beard.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

BANGO SKANK WAS HERE!

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Guy Slimes Kittles

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*You're. Welcome.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I, too, choose this guy's lime Skittles.

4 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

You wouldn't be saying that if "The Streets" was around. Bet.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

We are not amused. +1

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Them's fightin' words.

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Pssht... Call me when he can match his frikkin socks properly, amirite?

4 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

The people doesn't like being corrected. It makes the people aggressive and unruly. Please doesn't correct the people.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

Who do you think you are. Driving your fancy cars. Selling your jar of farts. Insisting that it's art.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0