11917 pts ยท July 19, 2014
I will tell you, as an ex-Texan (politics is one of the reasons I left), that this asshat is always thinking about religion.
Hey, that weiner is clearly a serious runner
Snacks! Beer! More snacks! That's the only reason I'm going. Screw the game.
He's a mouth breather. Seriously, he never closes his mouth. Check it out. Must be a deviated septum or something. It kills me.
Those are some infected sinuses.
Beautifully stated.
You made me laugh.
Holding farts?
Mom, Grandma took too many pain pills again!
That is so funny... Er, wrong. So very wrong.
Yep.
Now that is embracing your... Attributes. Backhair to school made me snort out loud.
That's fucking disgusting.
How do you know they're Jewish?
His little tongue!
That's actually pretty funny.
What
My dad had one that said "world's 4th greatest dad"... We lost him this year. He was a pretty good dad.. Definitely top 5 ever.
Sorry, buddy.
She's not wearing a shit ton of eye makeup here.
I've noticed Grandmas tend to be universal. They hit a certain age and are all kind of the same regardless of color.
This absolutely might be more disgusting than 2girls. At least I laughed at that. This I'm just making a face.
I scrolled and then came back to upvote rumpy pumpy
He's even got the head shake going on.. His eyes are probably rolling underneath.
Heeheeheeheehee
That cat's name better be Ali.
"Ok now I just peed."
I read that as "Mistah Kottah!"
I regret I have but one upvote to give.
I choo-choo-choose you!
I will tell you, as an ex-Texan (politics is one of the reasons I left), that this asshat is always thinking about religion.
Hey, that weiner is clearly a serious runner
Snacks! Beer! More snacks! That's the only reason I'm going. Screw the game.
He's a mouth breather. Seriously, he never closes his mouth. Check it out. Must be a deviated septum or something. It kills me.
Those are some infected sinuses.
Beautifully stated.
You made me laugh.
Holding farts?
Mom, Grandma took too many pain pills again!
That is so funny... Er, wrong. So very wrong.
Yep.
Now that is embracing your... Attributes. Backhair to school made me snort out loud.
That's fucking disgusting.
How do you know they're Jewish?
His little tongue!
That's actually pretty funny.
What
My dad had one that said "world's 4th greatest dad"... We lost him this year. He was a pretty good dad.. Definitely top 5 ever.
Sorry, buddy.
She's not wearing a shit ton of eye makeup here.
I've noticed Grandmas tend to be universal. They hit a certain age and are all kind of the same regardless of color.
This absolutely might be more disgusting than 2girls. At least I laughed at that. This I'm just making a face.
I scrolled and then came back to upvote rumpy pumpy
He's even got the head shake going on.. His eyes are probably rolling underneath.
Heeheeheeheehee
That cat's name better be Ali.
"Ok now I just peed."
I read that as "Mistah Kottah!"
I regret I have but one upvote to give.
I choo-choo-choose you!