Brock
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0
47
So I asked HR, "Is this Happy Thanksgiving, or Merry Christmas"?
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73
23637
MRW he says he likes my bubbly personality.
1
2
76
When Potential Spam calls and you have some funny new Borat impressions you're psyched to try out.
-1
1
368
Bring it on
73
1
402
Holding in weirdness until July 29th...
4
1
54
Get vaccinated and Party Rock guilt free!
-1
6
130
When the puzzle box says 2-4 years but you finish it in just 1 week.
-1
0
112
When your cake day is just a reminder that July 29th is a week away...
9
1
463
MRW I find a great Christmas outfit for my dog.
0
0
163
Imgur Summer Olympics: paper cutting
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0
5064
DEA Agents seize cocaine disguised as a cake.
4
0
104
Mowing the lawn on July 29th: that first cool drop of sweat reaches the buttcrack.
7
0
106
From CNN: A ‘born and bred racist’ recounts how he became a best-selling Christian author
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1606
MRW I substitute Kool-Aid for milk in the sugar cookies.
5
2
450
MRW half the Lay's bag is nothing but air.
2
0
21123
Feeling ready for July 29th.
10
0
213
Citation for the Grinch's hatred of Christmas
6
10
632
MRW my neighbors show me some TLC for Christmas.
2
0
189
Well played, Google
2
0
275
Captain, take a look at this.
26
6
907
MRnBW the squad on the trampoline, indicating where the free cosmic bowling is.
-1
3
734
MRW I the forecast is iffy and I decide whether or not to bring my umbrella.
1
3
312
MRW my girl tells me to get dressed for the Chinese Year of the Dog party.
27
11
179839
MRW I get a sweet Wrestlemania seat but the lady next to me coughs.
14
2
490
MRW the Whole Foods cashier puts $375 of pet groceries from the lady behind me on my side of the divider
7
4
417
MRW my boss says we can leave early because of the snow storm.
36
7
17281
MRW my wife asks how I could have already eaten the entire pound of chocolates she gave me this morning.
3
2
44491
MRnBW my coworker turns on a second heater though the office is boiling
0
0
204
MRnBW (My RnB When) my coworker puts on a heater though the office is already boiling.
-2
3
139
MRW my hurricane insurance protects screen doors, cats, and weather vanes, but I didn't sign on for antique car coverage.
37
3
21688
Throw up your best images on July 29th.
10
0
1312
MRW they crank the heat in the office to "Solar Surface" because it's chilly outside.
-4
1
65764
MRW it's one day into my New Year's diet and I can no longer avoid eating everything in sight.
7
0
11631