28410 pts ยท October 10, 2012
To anyone reading this: you are beautiful, and don't you forget it.
For no good reason, let's all pretend this is a still from an upcoming TNG prequel focusing on Jean-Luc Picard's early career.
Get in
No, but the neighbor castration package costs extra, and without it, it's just a temporary solution. That's how they get ya.
It's probably a holiday special or something, no way that's a permanent offer
And vice versa. It's a vicious cycle.
So, they choose violence not because it fuels their lives, but because it's the only way to satisfy their hunger
At this point, I'm just happy it's not compulsory either
They reached him, the poor bastard. They feed about once every eight months.
They had the option of learning to write good songs again, maybe with the help of a necromancer and Cliff Burton's corpse, but chose not to.
Like gonorrhoea.
"Sir... Sir! The ice cream machine is not working, and the lightning is not helping. I have to ask you to leave."
Is it to clean his gun?
As a Finn, try small talk. They won't be able to leave fast enough.
Much like my underwear
I don't think we are in the same conversation
Keying their cars is more effective. They bought and paid for both, but the cars have more sentimental value.
Nope, that's it. Just imagine if he had gone pantsless.
You missed one hell of a party
There's always money in the banana stand
"Hello? Yes, I can talk, the priest will wait. Extended warranty, you said..."
I learned long ago that if something at the gym is sticky, I don't ask questions.
This sentence gave my brain a massive erection.
If you close the lid, the kids need a while to get out, and meanwhile, you can... oh, you mean the toys.
"We know they're good. The bad ones didn't survive."
For no good reason, let's all pretend this is a still from an upcoming TNG prequel focusing on Jean-Luc Picard's early career.
Get in
No, but the neighbor castration package costs extra, and without it, it's just a temporary solution. That's how they get ya.
It's probably a holiday special or something, no way that's a permanent offer
And vice versa. It's a vicious cycle.
So, they choose violence not because it fuels their lives, but because it's the only way to satisfy their hunger
At this point, I'm just happy it's not compulsory either
They reached him, the poor bastard. They feed about once every eight months.
They had the option of learning to write good songs again, maybe with the help of a necromancer and Cliff Burton's corpse, but chose not to.
Like gonorrhoea.
"Sir... Sir! The ice cream machine is not working, and the lightning is not helping. I have to ask you to leave."
Is it to clean his gun?
As a Finn, try small talk. They won't be able to leave fast enough.
Much like my underwear
I don't think we are in the same conversation
Keying their cars is more effective. They bought and paid for both, but the cars have more sentimental value.
Nope, that's it. Just imagine if he had gone pantsless.
You missed one hell of a party
There's always money in the banana stand
"Hello? Yes, I can talk, the priest will wait. Extended warranty, you said..."
I learned long ago that if something at the gym is sticky, I don't ask questions.
This sentence gave my brain a massive erection.
If you close the lid, the kids need a while to get out, and meanwhile, you can... oh, you mean the toys.
"We know they're good. The bad ones didn't survive."