MHMaille

28410 pts ยท October 10, 2012


To anyone reading this: you are beautiful, and don't you forget it.

For no good reason, let's all pretend this is a still from an upcoming TNG prequel focusing on Jean-Luc Picard's early career.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get in

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but the neighbor castration package costs extra, and without it, it's just a temporary solution. That's how they get ya.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's probably a holiday special or something, no way that's a permanent offer

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And vice versa. It's a vicious cycle.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So, they choose violence not because it fuels their lives, but because it's the only way to satisfy their hunger

4 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

At this point, I'm just happy it's not compulsory either

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They reached him, the poor bastard. They feed about once every eight months.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They had the option of learning to write good songs again, maybe with the help of a necromancer and Cliff Burton's corpse, but chose not to.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Like gonorrhoea.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Sir... Sir! The ice cream machine is not working, and the lightning is not helping. I have to ask you to leave."

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is it to clean his gun?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Finn, try small talk. They won't be able to leave fast enough.

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Much like my underwear

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't think we are in the same conversation

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keying their cars is more effective. They bought and paid for both, but the cars have more sentimental value.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nope, that's it. Just imagine if he had gone pantsless.

4 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

You missed one hell of a party

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's always money in the banana stand

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Hello? Yes, I can talk, the priest will wait. Extended warranty, you said..."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I learned long ago that if something at the gym is sticky, I don't ask questions.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This sentence gave my brain a massive erection.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

If you close the lid, the kids need a while to get out, and meanwhile, you can... oh, you mean the toys.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"We know they're good. The bad ones didn't survive."

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0