MHCII

1704 pts ยท January 13, 2015


If someone screenshots this and gets it to the front page I will continue my day as if nothing had happened at all

I thought it was going to say "I am"

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've never worn heavy armor but I have to imagine it's not very comfortable

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never been so proud to be someone's 1000th upvote

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Delicious, I'll give you that, but healthy? You can fuck right back off with that one

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I'm no truck scientist, but that looks expensive

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the look of a guy who was talked into wearing that fucked up suit because he thought he had chances with her. "Accidental" my ass

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 12

Food me three times, ok you're officially that guy

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That logic's flawed though. Should've said "because Marijuana is dangerous... unlike the PTSD they could treat with it"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had surgery on my left shoulder. They got some paperwork mixed up and I had to assure them 3 times I wanted the left side operated on

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just once I wanna see one of these super informal gifs end in some ridiculousness, like the whole tank imploding on impact or something

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

applicants. We do however wish you the best of luck in your future endevours. Well... peaceful rest in your case I guess... Anyways cya"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We are sorry to inform you that we can't offer you admission at our college this year. We have had a particularly strong pool of...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

such as protests, large scale public events and on the way to and from them. The intention is to discourage criminal conduct 2/2

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't know about Denmark, but in Germany it's illegal to wear clothing that hinders the identification of an individual in some contexts 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

--- 4 warning shot's fired in the back of uncompliant subject in recent police incident, subject in critical condition ---

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fair enough

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kinda poison is also the cure to itself when you double the dosage?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just hate the "the products that you love" line. Don't tell me my level of enthusiasm for something. Just say "our products"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we just not gonna talk about how this is not even close to how that meme template is used?

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 7

I'll bet you even the robot doesn't know what the blue chalk actually does

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You say that, as if it were a good thing to form prejudice based on a limited number of personal encounters

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To encourage teenage girls to start a family earlier and destroy their career prospects? Got it. (jk btw, just a fun way to misread that)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always hard to maintain friendships between people in different stages in life. Never explain with malevolence what can come from ignorance

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it is more socially acceptable for a man to prioritize family over career prospects than it is for women

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah idiots who knock up teenage women get mad credibility with us dumb ape men /s Unless of course you're trying to propose that...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9h I think you might be out of the woods

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is just another case of "I could totally take that guy on"-syndrome

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me more about how random people you chose to pester with your face didn't give you the validation you were looking for

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2