MFDork

36284 pts · February 22, 2016


Any time I see someone who could be my dad participating in other cultures, it warms my heart. The best way to age is to stay open to new experiences.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for snacks: beef jerky, pork rinds, cheese, sunflower seeds, and low-carb yogurt are all good. NEVER have regular milkshakes/smoothies!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Assuming you just found out your type II diabetic. If you can afford it, get on the libre 3 freestyle sensor. 2 weeks of digital monitoring!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Undertaker's streak was 21 years, and that dude had to fight Triple H AND Shawn Michaels. You got this dude!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes let's fetishize suicide bombers (but only if they're attractive white women).

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 22

Find the things that tether you to the world, and invest your passion and energy in them. It's made such a difference in my depression.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re speaking as if Antifa is organized or centralized. You may as well be saying “the hacker, 4chan”

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

same. Never gonna hit me with a downstairs mixup, it's all good.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That’s Bob Dole’s chair, I’m Bob Dole, who the hell are you

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is one of my all time favorite gifs. Everytime I see it I think”well fuck, that’s relatable”

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pretty much. They abdicated their responsibility.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

This movie, the Thomas Jane Punisher, and the TV shows The Boys, and Preacher are all based (to varying degrees) on comics by Garth Ennis.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

technically both this and the Stormare version refer to the same comic character, the Lucifer originally created by Neil Gaiman for Sandman.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I like this story

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

looks like we got a cuddle puddle here boys

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a real flower?! Hell yes you need to keep doing this, you're really good at it and bringing people joy, that helps my depression.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I personally have trouble with contacts. I just clean my glasses a couple times a day.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the art world this would be considered uncouth. But she's fucking 13, there's no way she knows that.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 7

I don't have the ability to direct assist, but I want you to know that I'm proud of you for your hustle. You seem like a good man. God speed

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm a dude with super long eyelashes and glasses. My glasses are ALWAYS dirty from the oil on the lashes. But I've got cute eyes? Mixed bag.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah you can though. Just because you were raised one way doesn't mean you get to pass the buck when you're an adult.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You remind me of Teddy Atlas except you're lucid

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing will take your pain away right now, but the world is a little brighter for you having shared him. It doesn’t stop because he’s gone

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of all the charming 1980's and early 90's roleplaying game books I'd read at my friends' houses. Love it!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m 6’6”. If I have to deal with every piece of clothing costing more, bad knees, and painful travel, y’all can get fucked.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Finally a less funny comic than Mary Worth

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, I just use BASH as an accessory

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0