MCTMCT

6451 pts ยท July 24, 2024


Most countries just call it "time".

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Why don't the parents correct them?

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#1 "Gets nothin"? He did get the empty package.

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Is that some incest thing?

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He says "can we please stop comparng..." then he compares them in the next sentence.

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He wasn't wrong.

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I was going to tell a gay joke, but fuck it.

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Pilates of the Calibbean.

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Maybe it's just one of those (many) weird American things.

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I smoked for decades and I've never even heard of this until now.

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No one is allowed to look at my phone, because it's my phone.

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Go to wherever the Epstein files are.

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I guess he invented the man cave.

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Welsh.

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You just had to remind me of him...

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Yo mama so fat she has triple standards.

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She would need a stick for using the 3D printer.

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She didn't. Some idiots just call her that, because she dared to criticize democrats.

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Famous last words.

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Yeah, I prefere rock and metal bands.

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And that 5 second video says "wait till the end".

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The suspicious thing is that the jaguar didn't bite into the cayman's skull like they usually do when they kill their food.

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It never was art, it was always business. They'd run out of money if they didn't make more of it.

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Nailed it.

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When someone asks me what the capital of Canada is

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How does not knowing some celebrities make someone a kid?

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He must be sweating bullets.

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