MBoggles

1041 pts ยท December 9, 2014


I literally do not care if you down vote all of my comments because you disagree with one of them. You can not cash in internet points for anything. Your down voting is likely the highlight of your day, so I am not going to take that away from you.

A whole half hour? Why not an eighth of four hours? Or two 15 minutes? Just say half an hour. A whole half hour sounds incredibly stupid.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A fresh new audience? This tweet is more than 7 years old.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Calgary did this a couple weeks ago and had a Ukrainian person sing the anthem.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Based on It's, Hamster's, and whose, it probably wasn't hard to convince you.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As opposed to figuratively asked her grandma?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope they don't. I shouldn't have to wait for one day of the year to have cake and get a hug. Have cake and hugs every day.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are over the age of 19, why are birthdays a big deal? Spoiler: they aren't.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I guess you are not a fan of hyperbole.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Putting an apostrophe s to make cemetery a plural is worse than anything Rush ever did. It's cemeteries.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 14

I wrote it down on a paper and was about 15 seconds faster doing good old fashioned long multiplication. This seems unnecessary.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would send those back. I despise onions. Please sneak a mozza stick into my fries.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, she is a professional stylist. It's in her nature.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right. A stuffed bear being hit was not the worst injury.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's not irony unless you think that sign is one of the best things in life.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you miss what Zach posted in response to the Economist?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Chandler?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't watch Jeopardy! Do you?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Y'all are soft.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right on his uniform he declares himself a killer. The police had no choice, especially if they thought they were a rally.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 28

You don't need to be a dad to understand this. It's pretty easy, even if you don't have children.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's not anywhere near the definition of ironic, Alanis.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could people stop cropping the time and date of the tweets? It would be nice to be able to go to them with less searching

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can see famous people are tagged in the post. You can see the IG name. It takes 3 seconds to find the post there. She only has 3 up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imagine saving your sister and your aunt tags Vin Diesel. Ouch

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you are at least 30 years old, you are older than every dog on Earth.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He needs to spend money to make money. He needs to overspend the first four years so that people will reelect him to reduce the debt later

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go Cones

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0