I'm a writer and dark souls masochist. If someone screenshots this and gets it to FP I'll write smut about whatever top comment is. It's not what I usually write but I know what you bastards want. Have a good one.
I'm a writer and dark souls masochist. If someone screenshots this and gets it to FP I'll write smut about whatever top comment is. It's not what I usually write but I know what you bastards want. Have a good one.
How my therapy usually goes.
Username checks out
Ah, the M1 Abrams of the dinosaurs world
Hypsilophodon!!
SoundHound identified it as anastasia by giuliana rodriguez but I can't find the song anywhere
I just got back from Greece and can confirm, cats everywhere, it's wonderful
Is this a "Funny Pictures" app joke? I used to browse the app years ago and this feels familiar
Cat in the tub looks edited in, very static and convenient movements
Huh?
I also choose this guy's reference
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
What a username....
Something's wrong with Heracles bandana
That's a hognose snake, they're just naturally chonky
Fun fact, snakes often "yawn" as a way of stretching their jaws before a meal
You're totally twisting words here dude. Stop taking this so personally.
Even if it wanted to our skin to too thick for them to break at that size
"Your enjoyment of this subjective media is wrong because it's not how I enjoy it!" C'mon man, let people like things how they like them
Why you always double dipping man?
"Ron! Why haven't we been using guns this whole time? I just smoked Voldemort in like 2 seconds!"
Good philosophy from an otherwise morally bankrupt person, muted
That username....
Hidden behind LIES
Congratulations on your free lobotomy!
I'm just happy about all the stories of struggling artist finally being able to pay bills by doing what they love
short electric fences for visitors safety.