LukeW0rm

4233 pts · December 24, 2013


I just googled to make sure I had the correct definition of a third degree burn in my head. Please do the same.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Anytime you make fun of the person that got 3rd degree burns from mcd’s coffee, you show you’ve fallen for their public smear campaign

4 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 3

I was wondering why the bottom was lined with sheet metal

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve had dudes on quads weave through traffic. No idea how they do it. They’re pros here

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hang out in bmore sometime, it’s genuinely impressive

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh lord. Mine is similar to a geriatric dr’s somewhere and I occasionally get REALLY sad voicemails

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does that mean your hinges are exposed then? You could pop the door right off. My doors have always opened in so the hinge is inside

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My car has AC but my bike doesn’t. It was 103 last week

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My manager reads breitbart all day so that he can stay late to pretend he’s important

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m not sure they still do cereal prizes either

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My boss misses the point that $20 in a miserable factory is still worse than $17 somewhere w AC. And neither cover child care

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yeah I want to be able to buy them cool Xmas presents without financial stress. Oh well.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah half of mine are machines talking to my voicemail. Think they care?

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

For things like sinus infections, I’ve had good luck at those minute-clinic things

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Been doing a lot of delivery, because, you know… and door dash charges delivery, fees, fees, feeeeeees, and tip. Sucks.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Signed up for a credit union just because their rates were better than the dealership’s. Dealership was actually reselling the CU’s loans

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The planet is dying and you’re browsing Imgur

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A drug that your insurance could just say “nah, this one instead” whenever they want too

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol why hide their phone #? It’s literally how they advertise

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All my “kids don’t really die from it” coworkers all have grown kids so they don’t give a shit

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

??! Ok, I’m off to Google peritoneal dialysis!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice try

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah mine USUALLY goes <5 mins into the hike. Sometimes close enough I can leave the bag next to my car

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My coworkers make it sound like she was on a guided tour and dude popped out of nowhere and shot her. They’re incorrigible

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

In MD I think it’s like a daily or weekly fine. I got hit with it once when I returned my tags and canceled the insurance too quickly

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I wonder about that whenever my FIL buys leaded gas for his boat

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ooh blaming the younger generation! How original!

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Crossing my fingers a felony sticks

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

We must work at the same place : (

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0